Theological Calisthenics

Talk about jumping through fundamentalist hoops:

Kennedy believes that dinosaurs were created during Biblical times, thousands rather than millions of years ago.

 

Dinosaurs, according to some Seventh-day Adventist theories, either never existed, their bones were scattered by Satan on earth to confuse people, or they were animals created by God but altered by Satan after the fall of the Garden of Eden.

"And one, and two, keep it moving! And three, and four, sweat it out now! And jump! And jump! Reach for the sky, like you're grabbing a theory out of left field! Don't sound crazy! Don't give up! And one, and two..."

 

Left Handed Teeth Brushing

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