I'm Gonna Be There for This Crap

David Blaine has begun spinning around in a gyrosope above Times Square.

Tomorrow, I will be experiencing the Big Apple for the first time. There's a lot to see (more than is possible in our short time there), but I will NOT waste my time watching this nut dance around suspended from a crane.

I know there is a lot of stuff going on in NYC, but I don't have time for this clown.

However, I do appreciate the fact that there is a charitable outlet for his endeavors, as he is taking 100 children on a shopping spree in support of the Salvation Army. This will happen after he escapes from shackles.

An Attack on Marriage

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