I'm not kidding.
Yours truly is coordinating the annual 5k Oktoberfest run, and I need volunteers! For your time on Saturday, October 14, you'll get a T-shirt and a coupon for some nice German beer at Oktoberfest (over 21 only).
The catch? I need you at 7 AM. But only for 2 hours. So, come volunteer. Then, go home and take a nap. Then, come back in your new shirt to the 'fest for some fine German music, food and brew.
If you're interested, leave a comment or email me at email@example.com.