- Giving money to charity is just like sex.
- This guy stole $2 million worth of computer parts for personal use. What was he building?
And, there is such thing as an MRS. Degree. Here's the ironic program description, from the course catalog:
"The College at Southwestern endeavors to prepare women to model the characteristics of the godly woman as outlined in Scripture," a description of the program reads. "This is accomplished through instruction in homemaking skills, developing insights into home and family while continuing to equip women to understand and engage the culture of today."
Wonderful. Nothing 'engages the culture of today' like offering a homemaking degree.