I'm Gonna Be There for This Crap
Tomorrow, I will be experiencing the Big Apple for the first time. There's a lot to see (more than is possible in our short time there), but I will NOT waste my time watching this nut dance around suspended from a crane.
I know there is a lot of stuff going on in NYC, but I don't have time for this clown.
However, I do appreciate the fact that there is a charitable outlet for his endeavors, as he is taking 100 children on a shopping spree in support of the Salvation Army. This will happen after he escapes from shackles.